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Review by Peggy Leader

Friday 5th November 2004
Theatre Review | WE COULD BE HEROES | Bridewell Theatre

We Could Be Heroes, written and performed by actor/writer Richard Lumsden, is a biopic tale of a nameless struggling songwriter, who desperately tries to break into the music industry by following in the footsteps, as the title suggests, of his rock icon David Bowie. But as we sojourn through his teenage years to adulthood we witness how he inevitably falls prey to life’s many and various distractions through love and the wrong choice in career moves.

All is normal when you enter the theatre from the street, but from the auditorium you can hear the folk/rock strains of the festival singer, filling your soul with memories of rock festivals past and present. The bright pink neon lights then lead you to a table bar selling bottled lager, red rock and boxes of wine for the more discerning customer, and the chalked blackboards tell you the ‘rules of the gig’: ‘no urinating in this area’ and ‘please use the facilities provided’. Through the hazy atmosphere you spy the lone girl in the green skirt perched on her stool soulfully singing whilst playing her guitar. People mill about in the dark, half-listening, half-talking but the atmosphere is charged with excitement and as you take your seat the Festival begins.

Audrey Nugent leaves the stage and Richard Lumsden enters with high energy and comic repartee re-verbing over the PA system, whipping the audience into participation, before launching into his first number ‘Always Mine’. Imperceptibly, the amplifier-strewn set has become his teenage bedroom and we embark on a music-filled story with hilarious diaried encounters and touching romantic reminiscences.

Richard Lumsden, currently gracing our small screens as Charles in BBC s Friday night sitcom All About Me, is wonderful. Not only a talented actor and writer, but also accomplished musician, he switches effortlessly from a variety of guitars to a harmonica, a keyboard and back again and the dialogue interspersed with music interspersed with dialogue all blends into one perfectly formed show, each section cleverly provoking a particular era feel — a change of duvet cover, coloured light bulb, a fridge in the corner of the now bedsitting room where he is determined to live the rock n’ roll lifestyle.

In this dingy atmosphere with the leopard print duvet cover, he creates his home recording studios with a reel to reel tape recorder, the microphone clamped to the lamp standard and the red bulb becoming the cue light for ‘recording’ — just how many of us can remember air guitaring , or singing into a hairbrush in front of a mirror behind our bedroom door? It is an image we can all relate to, which makes this piece funny, touching, evocative, and ultimately thought provoking. Adrian Mole meets the Glastonbury Festival, Pandora becomes Natalie, the little girl he so longed to dance 'Oranges and Lemons' with, whose shadow follows him through the years till they meet again at a friend's wedding.

Eventually he becomes the grown-up he never expected to be, with his own child asking for nightly reassurance about the imaginary vampires threatening peaceful dreams. The room has become the child's room with a navy blue print covered duvet and blue LCD nightlight. As he checks for coffins under the bed, he finds his dust-covered guitar and as he sits singing, we can feel the child’s sleeping breath, the dark blue of the night sky with the tiny globe shining like the moon. He kisses the child goodnight and turns out the light; the duvet transforms to the white and blue/grey stripes that we saw at the beginning and as he sits undressing we come face to face with Ziggy Stardust, lipstick, eye liner and the white skintight leotard with the coloured lightening flash.

The closing number is energized and inspiring as the rock festival reaches its peak, but there is one final surprise in store! You should discover that for yourselves, as this is a truly entertaining and uplifting show that deserves to be seen by a wider audience.

Lumsden is amazingly talented and I defy anyone not to feel in awe by the end of this two-hour one-man performance, with only a small band back-lit behind the multi-coloured backdrop for support. He has also composed all of the numbers, some recreating the talents of rock icons such as Dylan and, of course, Bowie, but as the character experiments with various music styles including Hip Hop and Jazz Piano, Lumsden’s ability as a versatile musician becomes as evident as his versatility as a performer.

Under the expert direction of Graham Gill, he creates a fantastic imaginary world, not only with his talent as a comic actor, but also with the ability to touch the hearts of those watching by evoking such clear imagery that you can almost smell the atmosphere.

Congratulations must also go to the band who provide huge support, to Audrey Nugent who beautifully draws you into the festival scene, to the designer Gary Campbell, and to Big Nose Productions, which Lumsden and Gill formed together with Matthew Ashford and Richard Brooker in 2003, for bringing such an entertaining piece of theatre to the stage.

As the back of the programme says, ‘THIS ONE’S FOR ALL YOU DREAMERS’ and one certainly does leave dreaming, but also with hope that dreams can come true, how ever old, or young you happen to be in your heart.

Peggy Leader © 2004

We Could Be Heroes opened at the Bridewell Theatre on 4 November 2004, following previews from 2 November, and runs until 20 November 2004.

Bridewell Theatre, Bride Lane, London EC4Y 8EQ ~ Box Office: 020 7936 3456
Bridewell Theatre
Big Nose Productions
www.wecouldbeheroes.co.uk